I’m not going to say that I can’t wait for some of these no hygiene having ass straight men to start trying to shove their beer guts into a romper, but I’m glad they’re finally thinking outside of the cargo shorts, carpenter jeans inspired ass box.
While I wait for gay men to show y’all straight men how to really wear these things, let’s take a look at some of Twitter’s best responses to the possibilities of this ‘new’ trend of rompers. (And if your masculinity is STILL fragile after exhausting yourself in order to imagine a world where heterosexuality allows men to put on clothes they like, you can just call them romphims).
"I'm on hypnotiq. Exotic. This romper on my body." pic.twitter.com/iwMx06AMrj
— #LetMyPeopleGLO (@MichellCClark) May 16, 2017
I’m already prepared for this remix to hit number one on the billboard charts.
Me: is that my hoodie?
Her: is that my romper?
— Yung Xan (@dwfzx) May 16, 2017
This is for all the years that you stole his hoodie!
me @ Urban Outfitters asking associates where the rompers at pic.twitter.com/u6C1GOKwxx
— II (@Carlcjsmith) May 16, 2017
A couple years ago, straight men were doing this when skinny jeans were all the rave. It’s a cycle. Ha!
When u tryin on rompers at the mall and yo girl be like “come out and let me see” pic.twitter.com/XpvTvSYxYa
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) May 16, 2017
Me and Bae in our matching rompers at your BBQ pic.twitter.com/AXxb4KFyjY
— Nigglypuff (@TickleMeHellNo) May 16, 2017
Yall hoes finna hit the Cha Cha Slide on us, ain’t it?
Me and my girl going to the bedroom taking off our rompers at the same time. pic.twitter.com/MEU3ni48tA
— X (@XLNB) May 16, 2017
Niggas trading in dey basketball shorts for rompers..u on the ball court going up for a layup an all u hear is ya ass clappin in the wind
— EASTPOINT👹ZON3 WAAQ (@MackNSweetJones) May 16, 2017
This would be the only thing that would make my gay ass interested in sport.
Men Rompers BEEN out. pic.twitter.com/zEqh5LD5wa
— Caysus (@iNon_Chalant) May 16, 2017
Honestly, I just put this here because all I see is sex. YUM.
"All men in rompers free before 12"
At 11:45 pic.twitter.com/pcxGYyGOSb
— Real Wizard Kelly (@Mebrew_) May 16, 2017
Y’all bout to be saving a couple bucks.
when me & my niggas hit the club in our matching rompers 💁🏽♂️ pic.twitter.com/qU7GKWDH8x
— daddy romper (@godismikey) May 16, 2017
This had me screaming.
When my goons in they rompers discussion who the thickest is when I clearly got them poundcakes pic.twitter.com/0izgTU8YTY
— Lion Mode (@WristMotion360) May 16, 2017
You can’t compete where you don’t compare.
You can watch my video on the subject (and more) here: